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It is Winter! It is colder then any other time of year prey is quite hard to find. Meadicine Cats are low on herbs as they gathered in preparation for the cold season and the threats of Whitecough and it's worsened sicknesses are on their way. Cubs are kept as warm as possible so as not to get sick. Cats of both Clans huddeling together at night to keep warm, and those feathers they collected during Green-Leaf are coming in handy at night! Also as the rains come the Clan need to be prepard to move up in the canopies before their camps flood.


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Welcome to Cats of the Kingdoms V.02! If you are not already a member please join! This is a Intermediate ranked RPG site. Basically, what we do here is create cats and roleplay them, and of corse have fun chatting and playing the site's games. The theme of this site is an idea I had and made it once before but is died to I decided to make it again. The plot will start as soon ats we have more members. The Affiliation, Advertisment, Gathering, Plot, Important Posts or Polls, and Activity Check Statuses, and Notes are below. Below the forum, at the footer, is our c-box, and affiliates. Have fun on Cats of the Kingdoms V.02 and thank you for visiting! ~
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Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"

Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."

"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.

"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thingfor me, to save my l ife. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"

"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?"
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